A bumper family value pack of ROVF for you all this week – think of it as buy one get one free in the sense that you get one free … and get another one free.
Let’s get cracking shall we? And let me say “I have HAD IT with these mother f####n snakes on this mother f####n … cash machine” (editor’s note: this may actually have made more sense as a film than Samuel O’s little in flight romp). Please note the reporter’s desperate attempts to make the story more interesting by changing the pitch of his voice at random… like this story needed making more interesting.
For the first batch of Sex in today’s massive melange of movie moments, we have a classic scenario of a guy, a girl and a half fulfilled wish – what? It’s not like it’s actually her birthday.
At risk of this slot turning into Animals do the Funniest things (which by the way is a show scripted by people, so clearly deprived of humour that a dramatic interpretation of War and Peace through the medium of expressive dance would be classified as “funny”) I have to proffer the following:
How do you like your pussy? If you answered dumb and slightly concussed then you’ll love this and may be interested in the Lower Winklestock Amateur Dramatic Society’s rendition of War and Peace as interpreted through the medium of expressive dance.
For those of you who are still with me – something a little more serious. For the past 100 years we’ve been making movies and for the past 2 years we’ve been sticking them on the Internet. Our next piece is a tribute to those hard working men and women of the Lower Winklestock Amateur Dra… sorry … to the hard working men and women who have taken suspension of disbelief to extremes and provided us with a century of almost believable escapism.
Back to the sex now (I bet you’ve been waiting for this one) and proof that women are a lot like Wireless Networks – some are easier to get onto than others
To wrap up, the final video is 30 odd minutes of an odd swede operating under the most thinly veiled excuse for a constant piss up I’ve ever seen … that said it may prove interesting and should distract you long enough to not notice I’ve slipped quietly out the back before any of you ask for your money back.
TTFN
